What would be a funny jokes for my fashion speech?2 replies

Posted on 21 Mar 2009 at 6:04pm

I have a creativity project and my topic is about fashion. My teacher said that when i present the speech, i have to make my classmates laugh!

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  1. ghouly05 said on March 22, 2009 at 11:34 pm

    I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a new sports jacket I wore to work one day. Mysecretary asked me where I got it and I told her that it was a surprise from my wife. I went home early yesterday, and there it was, on the back of a kitchen chair.

    The designer Valentino was once approached by an actress during an awards ceremony. She said “Hello, Valentino, I love the dress.” And he said, ‘Yes, but you’ve got it on backwards!’”

    During the last days of my mother’s life, we discussed many things. One day I raised the topic of her funeral and memorial service. “Oh, honey,” she responded, “I really don’t care about the details.” Later she woke from a nap and grasped my hand, clearly wanting to share something with me. As I leaned forward, she said urgently, “Just don’t bury me in plaid.”

  2. Matt said on March 24, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    just the fact that you’re doing a fashion should make them laugh

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